Miranda!

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle, via andennichel)

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(via baileyrobertson)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via baileyrobertson)

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

(Source: epic-humor, via baileyrobertson)

The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.

—Tupac (via expensivemonster)

(Source: blvcknvy, via baileyrobertson)

manifestdestinee:

This is the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen

(via fuckhardpartyharddiehard)

iinquiring:

im-smoking-to-die:

this entire poem destroyed me

this breaks my heart

iinquiring:

im-smoking-to-die:

this entire poem destroyed me

this breaks my heart

(Source: allie-rva, via fuckhardpartyharddiehard)

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

(via swollenheart)

Relient K

—Who I Am Hates Who I've Been (Acoustic)

isolatology:

Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been (Acoustic) - Relient K

(via chinkquitabanana)